Apparently in Texas....
... it's illegal to buy a dildo, but okay to buy a butt plug. Apparently, in Texas you can stick anything up your butt as long as it is neither a penis nor looks like one, but you can't put anything up your vagina except a penis.
Check out this video, starring Molly Ivins. It's a little long, but very interesting and stick around for Molly's last words.....
